1% Club Glossary
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Time Travel [tahym trav-uhl]
1. to go from one place to another while being unaware of how you arrived at the new place. This is often accomplished through overuse of the 1% Club Time Machine.


Time Machine [tahym mah-'sheen]
1. the main container that holds 1% Club Time Gas. Usually takes the form of a yellow diesel can.

2. a second, smaller container that holds the 1% Club Time Gas for personal consumption. Usually takes the form of a red plastic cup.


Time Gas [tahym gahs]
1. the liquid held within the Time Machine. Liquid contents are mostly a mystery and may vary from one batch to another. One consistant with Time Gas is that repeated drinks of it will cause a person to Time Travel.